A Wolf in Pigs Blankets: Starmer's Special Relationships – UK Column Pathétic News

Fabian frontman Keir Starmer lands in a Diet Coke jacuzzi with the Tangerine Tycoon. Trump calls him a wolf in pigs blankets; Starmer blushes and reaches for a sausage. Trade talks melt into cheese-based construction, fentanyl darts and mutual humiliation.

Pathetic News asks: is this the end of the rules-based order, lunch–or what?

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