Football Cliches

185 Episodes

1. Marmoush's hat-trick of Etihad gasps, Messi in Mobland & what makes a "shrewd" signing

   Published: 5/21/2025
2. The Dean Henderson Final, Scottish police enganches & the hitman criteria

   Published: 5/19/2025
3. The Football Cliches Quiz XIX: Not The Top 20

   Published: 5/15/2025
4. The League of Farmers, metaphorical mountains & UFO-spotting Premier League managers

   Published: 5/12/2025
5. Stanley Tucci's Champions League punditry, Furniccio Villaggione & a chat with Rudi Voller

   Published: 5/7/2025
6. Perfectly-timed crowd noise, Jacko Wilsheri & managers who qualify as "glorified PE teachers”

   Published: 5/6/2025
7. Football's present-tense addiction & penalty shootout celebrations: The listeners' loves & hates

   Published: 4/30/2025
8. Accidental FIFA commentary, Newcastle's Fibonacci fate & Premier League cliche analytics

   Published: 4/28/2025
9. Pope John Gregory, Premier League clubs as supermarkets & route-one crowd noise

   Published: 4/23/2025
10. Fact-checking Paul Scholes, caretaker popes & Olivier Giroud's locker

    Published: 4/21/2025
11. The Premier League Unfinished Business XI

    Published: 4/16/2025
12. Prince William's punditry, TNT's "hipster gunk" and a gift from the Keys & Gray gods

    Published: 4/15/2025
13. Ribblesdale Rovers vs The Rules, Chris Sutton vs football jargon & the exact definition of a "hoick”

    Published: 4/9/2025
14. The ultimate managerial indignity & everything ITV crime dramas get wrong about football

    Published: 4/7/2025
15. Doing a job on Chris Wilder & goalkeepers just booting it upfield, with Bryan's Gunn

    Published: 4/2/2025
16. Free-transfer pundits, Daniel Mann's woodwork nuance & ex-Spurs defenders vs. the Jonas Brothers

    Published: 3/31/2025
17. ”Snuffing out the danger", pre-match strolling & drinking the opposition's water: The listeners' loves & hates

    Published: 3/27/2025
18. 90/10 tackles, Danish player ratings & how to board a train like a 30-goal striker

    Published: 3/25/2025
19. Woke metrics, Erling Haaland's Pro Evo name & our niche England predictions

    Published: 3/20/2025
20. The Carabao springboard, more musical commentary & the most Richard Keys-sounding tweet of all time

    Published: 3/18/2025